(Episode begins with everyone sitted in the stairs of the house , then Benson begins to talk)
Benson: Okay so you may wonder why everyone is here? not?
Rigby: Well I dont know.
Mordecai: We are here to meet the new guy , I just know that.
Rigby: Woah! woman please! woman please!!!
Benson: Here he is!
Rigby: Aw man... No woman.
Benson: Everybody welcome Edward!
Edward: Hallo people!
('Everyone stands up to meet Edward)
Mordeca'i: 'Hi Edward! Nice to meet you!
Rigby:Woah! He is an toten! (Rigby looks that Edward is very tall)
Mordecai: (Punches Rigby) Be more nice dude!
'Pops : 'Hello Edward! Nice to meet you good man!
Edward: Nice to meet... (falls into the ground and starts rolling)
Mordecai : Oh my god dude! Are you alright?!
Edward: (Stops rolling) Ja! Ja... Ja , Ja , Ja! I can't believe that you guys really think vhat it was real!
Rigby: Wait? Did you just pranked us?
'Edward: 'Oh yes!
Benson: I hope he is not the same as Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai & Rigby: Hey!
Benson: Sorry but that is the truth. Now everybody go back to work and Edward.. ummm With who I shall put you? hmm.. You will go with Mordecai and Rigby to work in the garden!
Rigby: No way man!
Benson: No nothing Rigby! NOW GO!
Mordecai: Benson chill! Alright come with us Edward.
(The scene goes to Mordecai , Rigby , and Edward with some bush scissors)
Edward: Vhy ze heck are ve doing this?
Rigby: Well we always fake that we are working , Benson passes by and then we go to have fun!
Edward: And that is vhat you do everyday?
Mordecai: Basically. Sometimes Benson catches us slacking and he goes nuts!
Edward: I think I have an plan to have fun!
Rigby: We already told you the routine!
Edward: Forget ze routine! Lets go have some fun! But first of all ve need an distraction!
Mordecai: We could use those manequins that are in the Skips garage.
Edward: Great! Now... Vho has an marker?
Mordecai: I do! (gives marker to Edward)
Rigby: Okay let's do it!
(The scene goes to Edward drawing the faces of Mordecai , Rigby and him)
(The manequins look completly horrible)
Mordecai: Are you sure that will distract Benson?
('Edward looks the manequins again')
Edward: Vhile he doesnt see ze faces , It vould be alright!
Rigby: Alright! Let's go have some fun!
Mordecai: But quickly! Benson is coming!
(They hide in an bush and then Benson goes an sees the manequins'''')
Benson: Wow! They are working!... I can't believe it!
(Benson leaves an then the manequin of Edward falls to the ground)
Mordecai: I can't believe it! It worked!
Edward: Now lets go to have fun!
Rigby: Can we go first to the Coffee Shop? I'm very hungry!
Mordecai: Alright! But you pay this time!
Rigby: What?! I did it last time!
Mordecai: No you didn't! You stole the money from some random guy in the street!
(An flashback goes to an guy walking in the street)
Rigby: Hello! Can you give so...
Guy: Don't talk to me!
Rigby: (Gets angry and stomps the feet of the guy , then it falls money from his pocket)Uhh? Yes! Free money! (Rigby grabs the money and leaves)
Rigby: But I paid it!
Edward: Oh mein Gott! vhatever! just decide! Vho decides vhat Rigby pays?
(Mordecai and Edward raise the hand)
Rigby: I hate you so much...
Edward: So vhere is vhat coffee shop?
Mordecai: It is almost near of here. Lets go!
(The 3 go to the Coffee Shop)
Edward: Okay so now vha... (Edward sees Margaret) Vho is she?
Mordecai: Uhh.. She is Margaret. And Stop looking her like that!
Rigby: Someone is jellyous!
Edward: Jelly.. vhat? the word you are searching is jealous.
Mordecai: He has an thirth grade education.
Edward: Oh! That's vhy.